>2029 prediction
>starmer out by mid-january 2027 after much resistance to resigning
>burnham somehow wins a by-election in manchester and squeezes himself into leadership contest, winning it by a sizeable margin
>greens continue their upwards trend, becoming #3 in members and polls
>torys basically bend the knee to reform, and are willing to coalition with them
>badenoch out by november 2026, not jenrick who replaces her because they think he's farage lite
>perhaps lowe, who takes the conservatives into a "muh olden days" with flat caps, plaid jackets, shotguns, fox hunting boomer direction
>2029 election is hung parliament with labour-green coalition win, narrowly beating reform à la yes brexit vs no brexit vote levels
>corbyn and jezbollah are useless and make no headwind, gaining 4-7 seats