>a shitskin monkey claw creeps it's way into view and begins to harass and fidget with items menacingly and full of disdain for the people supplying it with the convenience of said items and even those that supply it with the means to purchase those items

The greatest part about living in SICK SAD WORLD from the view of PSYCHOOOO CAAAM is that it's all so fucking hilarious. Life on this fake and gay planet is truly one big comedy.