>>941381266
>My wife is hot, I make way over six figures. I own two houses, two boats, and whatever the fuck else I want. Piss off queer.
>No, the hag is not.
>Monopoly money doesn't count
>Toys in the tub don't count
>Having an ugly old witch disliked by anyone doesn't make them "queer", it makes them sophisticated men of taste.
Now, go stick your little wang in that dried-out old cavern and tell yourself how special you are.