How do I clean this money?
So I happened to acquire about 500k through... very mischievous means.
What do? I'm a freelance designer and I make just enough to get by. Everyone knows that, my family and friends do.
So how do I explain this?
Right now I'm half tempted to claim I was kidnapped and won a gambling death match (like squid game). It's stupid but with this money, they would believe me and it'll pump my street cred, I think.
