There he goes, off the rails
Every time they post Famitsu sales
It's illness like you never knew

VPN, 4chan pass,
Post the thread, he'll be there in a flash
Spamming his whole hard drive out to you

Oh he can make a new post every minute
Full of typos galore
Boasts with glee
Shitposts for free
Oh yeah

It's time to watch him meltdown
Watch him be a clown
Watch him try to sell you a PS5

He sits there seething every day
While the Switch sells another hundred K
He's losing his shit
Get ready for it
Let's melty in a Famitsu thread

Famitsu, Famitsu
Famitsu, Famitsu