i spent like two hours writing this, i don't care if she lost, i'm not letting it go to waste

>We'd better cease, or she will not be pleased
>His waifu is an eldritch entity

>YES YES SHE IS AN ELDRITCH ENTITY

Yes Yes I am an eldritch entity

I am the very model of a modern eldritch entity
I've information horrible, unknowable, and off-putting
I know the gods of ancient, and I quote the frenzied ramblings
of maddened men, lobotomites, and corpses barely shambling
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters inconceivable
Assimilation, necromancy, fleshsuits fully functional
About the Armageddon I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the future I have stored for you

>WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ABOUT THE FUTURE SHE HAS STORED FOR YOU
>WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ABOUT THE FUTURE SHE HAS STORED FOR YOU
>WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ABOUT THE FUTURE SHE HAS STORED FOR STORED FOR YOU

I'm very good at integrating hosts into my writhing mass
I never let an opportunity for silly antics pass
In short in matters horrible, unknowable, and off-putting
I am the very model of a modern eldritch entity

>IN SHORT IN MATTERS HORRIBLE UNKNOWABLE AND OFF-PUTTING
>SHE IS THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN ELDRITCH ENTITY