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>A woman who tried to smuggle £800,000 worth of crack cocaine into the UK via a cheese wheel has been jailed.
>Jamie Choi, 23, from California in the United States, was sentenced to five years and three months behind bars on August 12, after she pleaded guilty to importing Class A drugs following her apprehension at Heathrow Airport on May 25 this year.
>She was stopped by UK Border Force officers at the airport near Buckinghamshire and Berkshire following a flight from Brazil.
>After she was stopped, the American was asked by the authorities about an 8kg cheese wheel she was travelling with.
>Choi told the police that a friend had suggested she buy the Parmesan treat from Lima, Peru, for them to try.
>However, to the police’s shock, the wheel contained crack cocaine, which forensic analysis revealed to be 94 per cent pure.