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BUCK YOU BALTIMARE!
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO GO TO A PONY CONVENTION
THEN YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME ON DOWN TO NEIGHCON 2026!
BAD PANELS
VENDORS WHO RESELL FROM TEMU
THIEVES!
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A FRIEND AT NEIGHCON, YOU CAN LICK MY PONUT!
IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID FUCKING FANDOM YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS SCAMCON! GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A BETTER CON, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY FLANK!
YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY FLANK!
BRING YOUR MONEY
BRING YOUR PLUSH
BRING YOUR MAREWIFE
WE'LL BUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL BUCK YOUR MAREWIFE!
BECAUSE AT NEIGHCON 2026, YOU'RE BUCKED SINCE THE END OF SEASON 1!
TAKE A HIKE TO NEIGHCON 2026! HOME OF CHALLENGE JIZZING! THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE JIZZING!
HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN LOOK AT 10 BARELY PASSING TRANNIES AND NOT GET ERECT, YOU GET PRE-PAID TICKETS!
DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T LOOK AT MY DISCORD OR I'LL RIP YOUR WALNUTS OFF!
AT NEIGHCON 2026, THE ONLY PONY CON THAT TELLS YOU TO BUCK OFF!
HURRY UP FURFAGS! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER WE'RE OUT OF CIDER, AND IT BETTER NOT BE FROM THE S.S.C.S.6000 OR YOUR A DEAD MOTHERBUCKER!
GO AND NEIGH! NEIGHCON 2026! BALTIMARE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL HORSEFUCKERS IN MARE-LAND, GUARANTEED!