Everyone thank this man for his selfless service to America in raking the leaf like never before. To let the leafs get all the way to game 7, be up in that game, tie it in the 9th, and lose in the end, when they haven't won a ring since Bill Clinton's inaugural year, is a diabolical raking they will be feeling for decades to come. The leaf is broken and demoralized, passed out in a puddle of tears and Molson, and that means America can sleep soundly, safe in the knowledge that this raking has broken the leaf to the point he won't be plotting anything for a long time.

Everyone say thank you to this man: Yoshinobu Yamamoto, ace pitcher for the LA Dodgers. Thanks to this samurai warrior's selfless service to America, the leafs just got raked harder than they have in years. Leafs got to game 7 of the world series, and were ahead at one point. They very nearly won their first ring since 1993. To lose it at the very end is a raking that will leave permanent wounds.