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It took me so long to dissect everything that my mayonaisse only lasts like 4 or 5 days now- I guess the perishability meter transfers over, so the half rotten wasp eggs mean I get half rotten mayo?
Not how it works. Mayo shouldn't have the same shelf life inside a refrigerator as it does outside, either. Ah well. Live and learn.

I'm definitely starting to regret putting this smoker right next to my big cool chair. Oh well, too fuckin bad I guess- I can just plan on (dying of carbon monoxide) smoking while I sleep, since my mattress is off in the corner.
So. Killer Kebab. That means it's really good, r-right? Not that it KILLS me, right?