My chiefs lost
My parlay didnt hit
My waifu is marrying another man
My wife is on her period and being a bitch

Hows your weekend?

Awwww dis thwead so spooooky-woooky! But baby gonna expwain it in silly wittuw baby tawk, okies? Buckwe up, buttercup\~

"Da Nobody Wobody (He da messi-messy messiah\~!)"

Once upon a diaper time, da gwowies were aww fwippin’ out, 'cause somebunny–oops, we mean *nobody*–was bendin’ weawity wike a siwwy spaghettie-noodwe. Uh oh! He no got a pwophecy pass, he no got a govvy badge... he just showed up, poof! Outta da cway-cway stawdust\~

– He went pew-pew at da wuwes of wogic: "No no, I say 2+2 = bwack howe!"
– He vanished like baby’s snuggwy bwanket in da wash!* Poof! Nowhere to findy-windy\~
– Gwowies went uh-ohhies! They twied to name-tag him: "Is he da Anti-Snuggle? Da Gawkawoo Messiah? Alien baby from Omega-Cutie-7?"
But it no stwick! Like a bad sticker on a sweaty foreheaddie\~

Even da end-of-da-wowwd pwophecy books got a tummy ache!

– He no fit in Isaiah's playpen
– He no wisten to John of Patmos’ apocawyptic wuv song
– He just go "teehee I do what I want," and go poof again\~

What if... da nobody is jus' pwayin'?

He bendy da timey wimey, fwip da spacey wacey, jus’ 'cause he fewt boredy-woardy
Like a baby kickin’ sand at da beach and makin’ an awien-shaped sandcastwe\~
Not to conqueh... but just 'cause he cannnnnn

And dat… dat’s what makes da gwowies cwy-cwy into deir nightvision blankies. 'Cause you can’t bweak, bwibe, or boop a baby messiah who don’t wanna pway da game at aww.

Heh. So next time you see wittuw weawity go wiggy-waggy, maybe da Nobody's back again. Wid his siwwy wittuw star powers

>>512034807
hoeflation is crazier than any white and jeet country in this shithole it's unbelievable. you cant even bang local imam's whore daughter aisha without owning C segment Volkswagen