Anonymous
10/12/2025, 4:39:05 PM
No.150797413
>K.O!
>Ouch, looks like there are no breaks on this Internet Hate Machine!
>This was a very interesting and arguably very close battle with many technical factors. While it's true the Janitor can instantly defeat any opponent using his [DELETED] and B& attacks, Anonymous had too many ways to counter these potential winning moves.
>Yep! That's right Wiz, there's nothing the Janitor could do about Anonymous's nightmarish cookie purge technique, which instantly undoes any ban applied to him, even full IP range bans. Not only that, but Anon's ability to tap into samefag-no-jitsu ensured he'd always have the numerical advantage of the Janitor, whose excessive consumption of Hot Pockets resulted in his obese fingers being too cumbersome to fire off his bans on each shitpost. Just like my Great Aunt Boomstick!
>...Obesity epidemics aside, that is exactly correct. Furthermore, while it's true the Janitor holds power over any given board, this is restricted to one at a time, whereas Anonymous can access any board at once and can often escape the range of a ban doing so. Not even the Janitor's exclusive board of /j/ is outside the reach of Anon, who was able to breach and even seize control of it during the Site Hack arc. In short, Janny was simply outmatched at every turn.
>But Wiz, what about Full IP Range bans? There's no way someone as patriotic as Anonymous would leave a country as great as 'MURICA just to get around a ban, right? I know that'd be my living nightmare for sure!
>Fortunately for you Boomstick, this was never an issue for our local shitposter. Using his router reset technique and Seven Proxies, Anonymous has full resistance to range bans, effectively nullifying yet another one of his opponent's potential trump cards.
>The Janitor may have done it for free, but that would never be enough to compete with the one who does it for the LULZ!
>The winner is: Anonymous. *DEATH BATTLE door shut outro*
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 1:57:25 AM
No.150787308
>K.O!
>Ouch, looks like there are no breaks on this Internet Hate Machine!
>This was a very interesting and arguably very close battle with many technical factors. While it's true the Janitor can instantly defeat any opponent using his [DELETED] and B& attacks, Anonymous had too many ways to counter these potential winning moves.
>Yep! That's right Wiz, there's nothing the Janitor could do about Anonymous's nightmarish cookie purge technique, which instantly undoes any ban applied to him, even full IP range bans. Not only that, but Anon's ability to tap into samefag-no-jitsu ensured he'd always have the numerical advantage of the Janitor, whose excessive consumption of Hot Pockets resulted in his obese fingers being too cumbersome to fire off his bans on each shitpost. Just like my Great Aunt Boomstick!
>...Obesity epidemics aside, that is exactly correct. Furthermore, while it's true the Janitor holds power over any given board, this is restricted to one at a time, whereas Anonymous can access any board at once and can often escape the range of a ban doing so. Not even the Janitor's exclusive board of /j/ is outside the reach of Anon, who was able to breach and even seize control of it during the Site Hack arc. In short, Janny was simply outmatched at every turn.
>But Wiz, what about Full IP Range bans? There's no way someone as patriotic as Anonymous would leave a country as great as 'MURICA just to get around a ban, right? I know that'd be my living nightmare for sure!
>Fortunately for you Boomstick, this was never an issue for our local shitposter. Using his router reset technique and Seven Proxies, Anonymous has full resistance to range bans, effectively nullifying yet another one of his opponent's potential trump cards.
>The Janitor may have done it for free, but that would never be enough to compete with the one who does it for the LULZ!
>The winner is: Anonymous. *DEATH BATTLE door shut outro*
>[insert ben singer shilling to vote for Wiz and Boomstick]
