>>42675547
Reminds me of this specific pasta about Cadance:
>She is The Wife.
>Beautiful, loyal, caring, good with kids, fertile, loving, anything you would ever want in your life partner, she has it.
>Its natural to yearn for such perfection.
>But as all wives do, she has a husband, shes taken, accounted for, unreachable as a romantic partner.
>And she would never betray him for you, she would never cheat on him, she would remain forever loyal as she vowed during marriage.
>And thats fine.
>Because if she did, she would not be The Perfect Wife anymore, the reason we all look at her with such wonder.

>>42675514
>how do you imagine things going with them if you were in Equestria?
Arriving in S9 Equestria would be quite off-putting, but even in the worst version of Equestria I'd befriend Discord so hard, he'd realize he doesn't have to simp for the first pony who had given him some attention, and I might just be the better match. You're welcome, Flutterfags.