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A vote for your esteemed monarch, Prince John, is a vote for a return to normalcy and family values. Secure borders against the foreign hordes, regular public executions of heathens, buggerers, whores, outlaws and Hebrews for your entertainment, and of course, the opening of the monastery casks across the kingdom, their wine no longer kept only for the greedy mouths of monks!
And naturally, tax breaks for the nobility, who keep our kingdom running! I also promise to disclose all records of the Merry Men as investigated by our honorable Sheriff of Nottingham, exposing the vile perverted crimes of Rrrrobin Hood and his fellow crossdressing freaks for all to read in horror!
