>Be me
>Wants to escape the ruzzki mir
>Impossible to enter US legally
>Have to risk your life to get illegally
>No one will care about you

>Be retarded american
>Your mental illness made you love ruzzian cock
>You can go to russian embassy and tell them "west bad globohomo"
>Immediately accepted, given visa and permissions to live in ruzzki mir
>Every media channel will follow you around and film you

Why are these subhumans still shitposting here instead of going to their dream land?