>bcb becomes insanely popular
>gets a kids restaurant chain
>some kid gets told at least his mother fucking loved him
>throws himself in the mouth of the Mike animatronic during the stage reenactment of December
>dead on the spot
>restaurant closes for investigation
>you get hired to work as the night guard
>see Mike doing pic related through a security camera after it heard you tell your doctor you thought you had a parasite in your colon over the phone
What do?