>“At 70 you’re still a child” — Putin, Xi and Kim’s private chat accidentally caught on mic
>During China’s military parade, a live mic picked up the dictators’ off-record conversation about longevity.
>Xi said: “In the past, people rarely lived to 70, but nowadays at 70 you’re still a child.”
>Putin added that with biotech progress “organs can be endlessly transplanted, and people can grow younger and even reach immortality.”
>Xi went on: in this century, people might live to 150
>Sounds like a nightmare. Both Xi and Putin are already 72, and both clearly plan to rule forever.
>Now that Putin’s on board, let’s just hope no one tells Lukashenko — that guy should never get anything transplanted.
LOLOLOLOL so unbelievable