>>513582893
This is so funny it's true.

The other day I did this to a Tinder sloot a couple times, and she literally fed my dog for me while I finished an episode of White Lotus before insisting on staying the night to "cuddle"
SHE FED MY DOG THE NEXT MORNING BEFORE SHE LEFT. After sucking my dick, of course.

Also figure out how to use your thumb pad to rub the clitoris while you do it with the same hand with the fingers inserted, and they will be so confused, you'll seem like a god to them. After a bit, push your fingers as deep as you can, some girls love that feeling of stuff going super deep into them. Let them know your dick will go further (even if it won't, I don't know your dick size) But go back to the earlier motion because too much deep is not great for them. You'll have another hand free to choke them or play with their nipples.

Or just fucking tickle them lightly, some girls fucking love it. I'm not talking like coochie coochie koo, I'm talking like light touch on the inside of their pelvic V by their hips and inside of their thighs. Every girl has a special place they want this.

t. having sex since I was 12