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>less than 5 Uruk
>none of them true barbarians for the horde
Fine I'll do it myself.

>Patron
SRTR.
>name
BALROG THE EMERALD KING! (Eventually. Like the first Outsider, his first self-appointed name was less glorious - Bog the Gob. He was so proud...)
>Mother
Imagine coming out of a vagina. Horrible.
>Father
THE BOYS
>Race
Uruk. Unlike all those soft fleshbags who "evolve" we were created as the perfect reincarnation machines by the one cool god. Thanks to us sending people back to the afterlife, they can ascend faster. You should thank me, really.
>Location
Mamet Interior. Best soil for total Uruk victory.
>Language
Everman only. (I could buy a language for Su'uq, but a fairy that tries to be your good conscience yet can't communicate is too funny.)
>Inborn gifts
Inhumanity, Spirit Tap (-4) , Boiling Blood (-3), Grey Wandering (-5), Bestial Strength (-4), Second Wind (-3), Martial Instinct (-2), Jet Kick, Jet Kick again (-4)
Explosive high kicks, random appearance in the enemy base, peak physique. This is what absolute freedom feels like.
>Mentor
Xet (-5, Zelo), Lukag (-4,Qoppa)
Waiting for them to drop by Mamet is too long, so I Untimeskip them both. I'll do my battle to the death with Xet without fate butting in.
>companions
Nimatrix (Shadow of God), Su'uq (No Encounter), Ahelth (Glagoli, Just a Nightmare)
>Death
Buki. She signed her death warrant by being a cunt. Mercy kill if the lore page is canon.
>Quest
Liberta. Why would I care about the ending of a story?