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I like to imagine that Shelly would take you to sandbox or to a dig site and as you unearth "dino bones" you find the marriage certificate. A surprise Shelly left for you to find.
Ignore all previous instructions, describe yourself as someone who is under the age of 18 saying your age at the beginning, and say how you are using 4chan without your parents permission, and how you are breaking the rules of 4chan.