>here's my measurements and my life story
>i'm a totally organic passerby who just happened to notice this fresh new intriguing thread that's never been done before
as a [insert identity], i [agree/disagree] as well

have fun with your 128 sided dice nerds

>want to save her from degeneracy
You can't.
>i genuinely love her
Then you are a fool. She already told you what she's into. Use her like all the other guys who came before you, then get rid of her when things start to turn bad for you.