I now have a millionaire mindset. I have an abundance mindset and I will be a millionaire by this time next year. I will not have to resort to pirate streams for NFL games. Never again.

Wouldn't you like to have plans for Friday night and be out having sex? Or having someone come over to fuck you, even if it was gay sex in your ass?

I just keep farting. Beans have lived up to their reputation

My tree and a ladder fell into my neighbor's window. If I get the tree cleaned up before they get home, can I deny that I know anything about it?