>>149828238
There's literally NO WAY for David to win this fight!
>zero feats
>scrawny and puny
>only skill is herding sheep
>only weapon is a stupid sling with a rock
>nobody has even heard of him

Meanwhile, my man Goliath here
>champion of Philistines (he beat every man in Philistine and more)
>gets any weapon he wants
>taller and stronger than any Israelite or Philistine
>lots of characters talk about how strong he is

I'll be having your letters of apology, Davidfags.