>start reading The Picture of Dorian Grey because it's supposed to be a classic
>all I know about it is that his portrait ages while he stays the same, making him some kind of immortal
>sounds interesting, I'll give it a try
>it's chapter after chapter of the faggiest shit ever, two guys talking about how this twink is so beautiful and they want to be around him all the time and it's their destiny to stare at his face, etc
Yeah, I don't think reading is for me. It's too homo
