>emulated Bloodborne back in January
>was extremely simple to set up, Lance's 60 fps patch Just Works™
>pester my friends to play Bloodborne
>they finally give in
>they install ShadPS4 0.7.0 so it can install the Bloodborne PKG
>they donwload the same Bloodborne and patch 1.09 PKGs I downloaded in January
>it launches without patches
>the second they enable a patch (60 fps, 30 fps frame pacing, no chromatic aberration, etc.) it immediately CTDs
>reinstall it myself
>launches without patches
>try Orbis patch depository
>CTDs
>try ShadPS4 patch depository
>CTDs
>try manually downloading patches from Nexus
>CTDs
I genuinely have no idea what I'm doing wrong. I'd send them my working installation if it wasn't like 70 GB with the unpacked PKGs.

>flying enemy that takes 3-4 hits to kill, floats back and forth randomly, has a projectile, and can deal 2 damage
>another flying enemy that takes 3-4 hits to kill, floats back and forth randomly, has a projectile, and can deal 2 damage
>yet another flying enemy that takes 5-6 hits to kill, floats back and forth randomly, has a projectile, and can deal 2 damage
>flying enemy that takes 7-8 hits to kill, floats back and forth randomly, has a projectile, and can deal 2 damage
I'm going to lose my FUCKING MIND. YOUR GAME WOULD STILL BE PERFECTLY FINE IF EVERY ONE OF THESE NIGGERS HAD 3 HP.

I was genuinely SHOCKED when I finally encountered a flying enemy with only 1 HP. (The mechanical beetles in the underworks.)