>STEM degree
>well paying career + rich parents who love me
>never even had a speeding ticket before, I've only ever been "caught" by the cops once while urbexing and they were nice and just told me to leave
>never whored online or irl
>I only make my bf wear a condom if I didn't douche, just in case. I don't have sex with random strangers so this has never caused any issues for me.
>drunk sex is pretty fun yeah, but I've never done any drugs aside from alcohol
>none of the 3 guys I've dated have ever had an STD because I don't date total degens
>never had an STD myself because I'm not a degen either
>all of the men I've dated have been good guys who don't do stuff like that and therefore don't need to be on preventative aids chemotherapy
feels good to be a straight AGP