>>282003538
To clarify a bit more, it might be worth spelling out what an ACTUAL satirization of Isekai would look like: it would look like a guy getting hit by truck-kun and going to the new world with expectations of being a hero and having sexy girl companions (this is why Konosuba is a straight up isekai; Kazuma is a hero surrounded with sexy girls. Him being Scumzuma and them being cats he has to herd doesn't change that), but finding himself persecuted as a weird foreigner, and at best becoming a peasant. It would have to actually destroy the wish fulfillment aspect of isekai and be miserable, but that's not very marketable. Most people THINK they want this because they view themselves as being sophisticated and above simple unsubversive and selfish joys (this is the real reason Mushoku Tensei makes certain posters seethe btw, the "it's pedo" thing is a cloak), but the reality is that this kind of show would do very poorly.

The equivalent for the soft seinen meme wouldn't be Hunter x Hunter, it would be a show where the super powered martial arts protagonist's life is put on a downward trajectory rather than an inspirational upwards trajectory, so as to subvert the power fantasy narrative of someone constantly overcoming challenges and developing more and more strength. In the first episode our protagonist would be trained up by his master, but in the second episode he gets the shit kicked out of him, is crippled for life and his master and family are killed, but he never gets revenge. The entire rest of the show is him living out a meager cowed existence, permanently owned by the antagonist who ruined his life simply because he was in the way. Again, people THINK they want to watch this kind of deconstruction, but nobody actually does. Instead they pretend that fun new twists on the same genre are fundamental subversions that are "not like your father's X". This is literally never true.

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>>81579129
Sailor fuku outfits
but also English schoolgirl outfits (memories, nostalgia, the smell of girls)
Catholic schoolgirl outfits
Princesses
Traditional swiss dress
Germanic beer maids
Cheerleaders
Cosplay costumes
Wedding dresses
Embarassed girls
Disgusted girls who relent
Lovey dovey over the top candy girls who want to kithy withy
Retarded uwu girls
Dumb little bitches
Girls who like some of the science and astrophysics stuff I like but are too stupid so I can feel sagely telling them about it
Molestation (the kind that creates delicioous cognitive dissonance)
Girls masturbating in private
Squeezing and rubbing a girl's breasts from behind while nibbling on her ear, neck, etc.
Tweaking nips
Calling her tits and bodyparts lewd and fat
Bullying
Evil barbarian rape that turns into her enjoying it
Girls being jealous of me fucking another girl (in fiction land where I am ULTRA GIGA MEGA CHAD)
Girls fighting each other
Lesbian harem sex
Cavegirls
Girls in chains, female slavery
Making her cry but then making her happy again
Certain locations, like isolated rooms in schools, computer rooms, behind the bike shed (this was a persistant rumor) etc
Kissing girls and loving them and spoiling them
Kissing them until they feel overwhelmed and pecked like bird seed
Tutoring a teenage girl (like in THAT doujin)
Having a young girl threaten me with arrest unless I have sex with her
Succubi
SUCKubi
Devil girls
Angels
Lolis calling me a pedo neet and stepping on my cock then I flip the switch and rape them (gently, in a fictional world) - the thinking man's fetish
Bratty subs
Rough sex (BDSM sucks though - candles and rope and whips WTF it's all about mood)
Gentle sex until she gets impatient and demands rough sex