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>bros we have to scam our customers with the collectors edition, what sort of merchandise do your uncles have in their chinese crap warehouses?
>uhhh... we have metal cards that we could like... print some umbrella logo on or something idk lol
>we have a printer and thick paper, could make some postcards?
>we've got a bunch of returned chink-sized microcock boxer shorts, how about we print leon on the front? That way you can pretend your chinese microcock is the length of leon! And the amerilards won't be able to wear it on a single thigh, so it won't be used and go up in value as a result!

uhhh my old abacus acount isnt working now...

i only liked arch why god why did you lt them nuke it