Where are the heroes, where do they roam?
We're still holding out for a Potential Man
Gonna find one who's great at starting at docs
Noticing patterns in meaningless dreams

Somewhere after dark, he'll stalk with care
Through social media feeds, with endless care
He'll find the hidden clues, in every tweet
And obsess over nothing, till he's beat

Where there's nothing, he'll find a clue
A hero's work is never done, 'cause he's bored, too
He'll burden the community, with his endless quest
For meaning in the void, where none finds rest