>Everyone! I have called this meeting today because I want to talk about something very important!
>Our country needs money! We need to find a way to triple--no, quadruple!--our income! I've gone over the paperwork and I crunched the numbers. If we aren't MAKING money, we're losing it!
>I want us to raise taxes! Triple every tariff! Charge every person 200 bones every time they turn on their shower! Make a breathing tax! Come ON, people, we need to make some serious money!
>Princess Umbrella, we've never seen you so obsessed with finances before! Is everything alright?
>No! It's not alright! Parasoul needs money!
>What? Why does she need money?
>Because she needs it to buy a para-pants!