CATBERG WON'T STOP SLAPPING ME WITH HIS TAIL

MY PACKAGE IS BEING SHIPPED BY FUCKING FEDEX

I lost to temptation,
Just ate indomie with 3 eggs, then 2 sticks of cheese snack then 1 bowl of cereal with strawberry milk.

fuck this shit now I'm going to fap and sleep fuck fuck fuck

>put chicken on cutting board
>season it
>wait a few minutes
>flip it over
>seasoning sticks to cutting board instead of chicken