"There’s a scene [in Bucking Fastard] where my leading actor, Orlando Bloom, and the two sisters — who are very similar, they speak and move in unison — have a love affair with a neighbour in a garden shed … and, of course, Orlando is naked; you see him up from the waist, and the two girls have nightgowns on. So what do you do? And I spoke to Rooney and Kate Mara, I said, “How do we handle it?” and they said to me, ‘Stay out of it; we know how to handle it.’ And I said, ‘Of course, the intimacy coordinator is going to stay out of it as well, but we’ll have to pretend you’re shooting something else on that day."

they've totally fucked, right?