>Guys!!! GUYS!!!!
>I fell out of my bed! FIRST TIME EVER!
>I was dreaming of falling out of my bed, while >super heroes fought some robots behind him.
>I think my body was trying to warn me or some shit. My big toe hit my fucking drawer and woke me up right as I was falling. One arm grabbing the bed, so it was like super slowed down my fall.
>I ALMOST DIED.
>Head still hit the floor, but it was more like a bump now thank god