>>717439615
Because the character designs are overly gaudy and meant to catch your eye (much like v-tumors) rather than *please* said eye, if that makes sense.

If a video game can't even get the aesthetics of its main characters right, why the fuck should I give it my attention, much less my money? It's like being able to immediately tell when a book is dogshit by reading the first two paragraphs. Missionary sex with Chihiro btw.