your hips and pelvic bones are shaped differently from a womans. you have no eggs, no uterus. your skin pores and skin texture are different from that of a mans. you cannot have a children, you have no womb

THE RETARDED FUCKING BAKERY GAVE ME A SINGLE BAGEL EVEN THOUGH I ASKED FOR TWO

I WANTED TO EAT 2 BAGELS WITH A LARGE MUG OF COFFEE NOW I ONLY HAVE 1 BAGEL FOR 1 LARGE MUG OF COFFEE

HOW CAN I GET YALDABAOTH TO SMITE AND ASSRAPE HIM AND HIS HOUSEHOLD WITH THE WRATH OF YAHWEH

I OFFER MOLOCH HIS HOUSEHOLD IN EXCHANGE FOR MY FORGOTTEN PASTRIES