>>533601491
>bend the facts
Just about ANYTHING would bend with ease under that guy's weight!
...Who were we talking about again?
ME?!
I thought they meant that tubby little mailm...
Mike, get these jokers outta here!

>>529720260
Depends on what his nipples and breasts are. Would the baby have an internal wire in its mouth that pops out to plug into his tube socket nipple?