>what crypto should I invest in if I hate chainlink?
Anything that isn't trying to be a pedantic, self-aggrandizing, smokescreen, fake tech peddling shitty coin. $USELESS is literally useless, that's the joke, it has nothing and that's the "meme"... Probably why it performs alright. Fucking FART coin, whatever. Anything that doesn't lie to you for years and years on end while pretending to be something it isn't.