Since pagans don't truly believe in pagan gods but are just atheists LARPing as pagans, they, as atheists, are statistically most likely to:
>have a cuck fetish,
>be obese,
>be drug addicts,
>be alcoholics,
>be depressed and suicidal,
>be mindless consumers.

Christianity is the only way out of this hell.

So what is the answer to the Battanian question?