Listen up, wheylets.

While you pussies are wasting money on whey powder bullshit, I'm getting in the best shape of my life on shit i grow in a god damn aquarium.

Duckweed. Yeah, that pond scum? Turns out it’s the highest protein per gram of any plant on earth. And it’s not some incomplete reddit basedboy protein either—it’s got the full amino profile like eggs and beef. Ancient Civilizations ate this shit up all the time. The ancient Chinese? the Romans? Powered by this shit.

45–50% protein by dry weight, FULL of B12 (natural, not that fake fortified faggot shit), LOADED with omega-3s, iron, magnesium, and antioxidants. Doesn’t spike your estrogen like onions. Doesn’t clog your arteries like your cope "beef tallow" It grows literally anywhere with water and sunlight, is dirt cheap to buy (if you even want to buy it, lol), and piss easy to take care of.

I’m talking about scooping up a handful from my grow tank, blending it into a shake, and getting 30g protein for free while you wage slaves are dropping $60 on ON Gold Standard.

The best part? It’s digestible AF. None of that “plant protein bad” cope. Duckweed digests cleaner than whey—no gas, no bloat, just pure gains. Raw, bioavailable muscle fiber fuel.

If you’re not duckweed-maxxing, you are weak. You are small. You are poor. You are a slave to GNC. Pond water chads will mog you into extinction.

Stop coping.