*walks into Hoyoverse HQ, Pink Pistol™ in hand*
>DAWEEEEEEEEEEI, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHERE ARE MY BLACKS IN GENSHIN! WHERE ARE THEM/THEY/XEM
*stares at the most recent genshin trailer*
>ARE YOU HECKING SERIOUS DAWEI? OH MY SAINT FLOYD!
>EVER SINCE ME AND MY CUTIE MIXED RACE CUTIE PATOOTIE TRANS PERSONFRIEND HAVE FIRST LAID OUR/BUER EYES ON KAEYA HOT BOTTOM, WE KNEW FROM THAT MOMENT ON THAT WAS ---OUR GAME---, A MULTIRACIAL MULTICULTURAL UTOPIC CHINESE GAME, THE HERALD OF A POST-RACIAL GAMING LANDSCAPE
*looks at trailer again*
*clenches teeth and furiously punches iMac screen, but holds back as to not damage screen*
>BUT DAAAAAAWEEEEEEI YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED, DISAPPOINTED US GREATLY
*huffs Disco Elysium inhaler*
>YOU HAD MULTIPLE CHANCES OF PROVING YOU WERE AN ALLY TO OUR RACIAL CAUSE AND GIVING US BROWN PEOPLE, DAAAAAAWEEEI!!!
>MULTIPLE CHANCES!!
>MULTIPLE!!!
>LIYUE!
>INAZUMA!
>SUMERU!
>BUT THE CHANCES ARE OVER DAWEEEEI, THIS IS THE END OF LINE FOR YOU
*cocks Pink Pistol*
Dawei: im sowwy mr american, we give you bracks, we moder brack and make brack meta for abyss!! prease dont kirr!! theres so much erephant penis wine i have reft to experience in rife!!
>No, dawei, i'm afraid it's too little, too lang...
*bang bang bang bang bang*
*take a deep breath and put on my Cantu-Ledesma playlist*
*police sirens in the distance*
Mission accomplished... now, i wait... i just hope there's big black hunks on chinese prison... at least sixty of them...