I've come to collect it. Your loosh. Hand it over.

I give the old poopjeet grandma at the 711 straight hell when I come in and my boomer juice isn't stocked in the fridge. I don't care if it's on the shelves my MONSTER ULTRA can only be enjoyed properly in one fashion and that is SERVED CHILLED IMMEDIATELY AFTER PURCHASE! I

f it isn't on the shelves either I make a point of complaining about that fact, I give her mad shit because she can't even keep the shelf stocked let alone the fridge. The backroom IS RIGHT THERE! If they are on the shelf I give her shit for them not being in the fridge! So you can stock the warm shelf but not the cold fridge? You waste your time stocking the unrefrigerated shelves, but not the fucking refrigerator?? I'll even bring the box up sometimes and point
>SEE! SERVED CHILL!

If it's all stocked up in the fridge though I'm pleased as a punch and I treat her very nicely. It's like training a dog with poopjeets you just need to make it very clear how things are gonna work and that you're the boss.

Guess what? Now I get to enjoy my refrigerated MONSTER ULTRA first thing every day.

There's a flip old man that works there too sometimes and I tried to use it on him but he just waved me away and threw a sandwich at me when I insisted and wouldn't shut up so he's cool in my book and I don't give him a hard time. He hates the homeless as much as I do and we bonded over that.

Such is life north of the border now.

>>22988398
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Doncha cry no more!

U no they say the sum of an estimation of a man's character can rarely be defined by a single characteristic. Bullshit. Everybody loves a questin nigga. Everyone respects a nigga seriously committed to a questline and seeing it through. Even a booty scratching African understand a nigga on a quest. U never seen the gods must be crazy?? Universal understanding. Like music. Questing.

That's why all the real niggas LOVE and ADORE Freeniggers. He is a QUAESTING PERSONALITY and he is evocative of the Byronian hero and the Don Quixote Archetype.