But tbh though, when I rape a bitch, I inject her with my special “fart juice” so in about an hour (which is about how long I take to rape) she farts out a frothy mixture of shit, blood, and cum, and I put it in my mouth to mix it with my spit. The effects of the “fart juice” last for about 24 hours after it starts, so shes still farting as she lay there in the cold hard ground after I dump her off the side of the highway. Completely naked, shivering cold and farting constantly. Its truly a sight to behold. Usually I pick young innocent girls (11-14) so they have no clue whats going on. Completely destroyed by her epic gasses. I make sure to drive them across state lines miles away from their home. If she tries meeting or speaking with anyone about her rape the next day, she’s still just farting away. I wonder if anyone would take her seriously LOL!

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just farted in your nigger mouth LOL back to /pol/ you go you fucking cancerous redditor nigger bahahahah I keep raping your nigger mother and tearing up your sisters anus until it bleeds you boring braindead redditor nigger that got pwned by the cool [s4s] posters lol malding because you don't belong on this board LOL I'm farting in your nigger flap pffpfpfffffffpt nigger just raped your mom it was awesome

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There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I literally cannot understand why someone would pick drugs or any other distraction/addiction/fetish over farts. It's literally the best way to show your love to someone.
If I could fart with someone right now, I could die on the spot.

ngl i want my permaban to be reinstated
I got unbanned cuz I logically explained the frivolity of the ban to the mod but at this point I rather be gone agian

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There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I literally cannot understand why someone would pick drugs or any other distraction/addiction/fetish over farts. It's literally the best way to show your love to someone.
If I could fart with someone right now, I could die on the spot.

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Me though? I'm out of food stamps so now I have to pay actual money which means I'll probably be eating twice a week cuz my brain literally wants booze more than food :D

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There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I literally cannot understand why someone would pick drugs or any other distraction/addiction/fetish over farts. It's literally the best way to show your love to someone.
If I could fart with someone right now, I could die on the spot.

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