>>942180956
lol
number one: you're an INEXPERIENCED LITTLE BOY
no offense, because believe it or not, I actually LIKE you.... 100% true... I like you, And I couldn't give any less of a fuck whether you like me or not, that's not my problem
so don't take this personally when I explain that I've fucked over EIGHT HUNDRED WOMEN AND TEENAGED GIRLS, so even if you fucked 799 women today, you'd STILL be an inexperienced child in my eyes

............but that's okay

number two: I hate the entire human race, including myself, so YOU CARING ABOUT ME has absolutely zero value, whatsoever
I'm more concerned with gaining the respect of toilet seat bacteria than having You or anybody else 'care'

number three: I AM A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER... I'm a fucking idiot... I've created all of my own problems for myself... I made stupid decisions, and I'm obviously not better than anybody
In fact, I consider myself to be inferior to almost everybody in here
And that's what turns everybody off about you

YOU'RE A COWARD
You're not a bad man
You're not a bad person
But you're a coward

because you don't have the balls to admit YOU AIN'T WORTH A SHIT, ANYMORE THAN I AM

and the more you try to polish your imaginary ivory tower, the more of an inexperienced child you become

You are quite literally the textbook definition of narcissist

But it's not in a good way at all

You have nothing to back up your trumpets

The only proof you have is a noisy trumpet you keep blowing

But I don't see any talent or evidence of your alleged superiority

In fact, YOUR LIFE IS A SHAMBLES

YOUR EXISTENCE IS A WRECK

Just like everybody else's
Just like mine
Just like theirs

But you're not big enough to admit you created all of your own problems

And that's a huge turn off

>>941602533
I've punched more than my fair share of faces from the past 61 years, And I've had my face punched more than my fair share, as well...

actual fist fighting is a dichotomy, because no matter what, both parties lose when you really stop and think about it...

Even if the entire fight consists of only one knockout punch, even the winner hasn't necessarily really won anything, when you stop and give it consideration

Thats Why you should always approach any fist fight with the philosophy: WE ARE BOTH GOING TO LOSE

SO I'M GOING TO INFLICT AS MUCH PERMANENT PHYSICAL INJURY ON YOU AS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE I INTEND ON LOSING LESS

And it's not because I'm a badass..

hell no. I'm definitely not a badass
fuck no.

I'm not a tough guy at all, far from it

I'm the total opposite of a badass...
And believe it or not, that's what actually makes me much more dangerous than somebody who's really good at boxing...

The fact that I am NOT a tough guy
memes I'm much more likely to do something overly extreme.. Overkill...

yeah, I could break someone's nose with one punch, of course... But I'm equally as likely to grab a flat head screwdriver and put it directly through your fucking face

see what I'm saying?

since both parties are going to lose
Why not go ahead and make sure you lose a little bit less than the other motherfucker?

And believe it or not
I swear to God
Believe it or not:

I ACTUALLY PUT A PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWDRIVER DIRECTLY THROUGH SOMEBODY'S FACE back in the '80s. It broke the orbit bone around their eye and went into their sinus area.

It was a little rusty corroded all this shit flathead screwdriver I had been using to open paint cans on the mural job

I literally jabbed it INTO SOMEBODYS FACE...
I also sustained a fairly serious injury in that fight, as well. we both went to individual emergency rooms after the fight.. But I put that screwdriver through his fucking face and through his hand

100% true

anyway.... I've got my tactical assault jumpsuit on, about to put on a brand new pair of combat boots...

and take my wife to lunch

be well

The only difference is on the jumpsuit it said U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE on the top of the circle, instead of at the bottom

>>941182152

lol @ You not even clicking on the right post

hahahahaha

and feel free to point out even ONE LIE I have ever typed in here, you stupid fucking piece of shit

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