"Ugh, can you even believe this? It's just... devastating. I mean, all of this..."

She gestures to her vanity, overflowing with sparkling cosmetics, and then to her shimmering outfit.

"This ultra-rare prismatic eyeshadow? This divine aura? All from those darling, fun little spins. Oh, I loved them! They were just so... addicting. In the best way, of course!"

She leans in closer to the mirror, a look of genuine distress on her face.

"I just couldn't help myself! Every time I saw those sparkly, sparkly keys, I had to buy them. Bundles and bundles! It just felt so good. I just... I knew it was making Big Daddy Jagex so happy. A girl just loves to please, you know?"

Her lower lip trembles.

"And now... what? They're just taking it away? But how will I get my new outfits? How will I stay this fabulous? And... and... how am I supposed to please him anymore? I just... I don't know what to do!"