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One thing I noticed about White people in Japan is that we/they just absolutely love to touch things.

We can't just point at a thing and be like "hey look at that" we have to go up to it and put our greasy hands all over it. Especially if it's a pristine display case of a shop or restaurant. Walk up to that shit and smack it with an open palm like an undisciplined child at a pet shop trying to get the attention of lizards. Anything that's not meant to be touched, there is no reach to touch it, we are magnetically drawn to smear it with our greasy palms and doritos-covered fingertips.

We love to be loud, we love to make everything about ourselves, we love to wear shoes indoors, and we love to sneeze into our open hands as loudly as possible and then wipe our hands on the nearest available surface - usually our own pants.