Well you guys,

My wife found my secret folder of deep fakes I collected from nudify threads on /b/ featuring all her friends, some of my students, and her little sisters. I'm absolutely fucked and there's no coming back from this.

Theyre all at least 18, so I've got that going for me but I'm so fucked. She's threatening to send the pictures to the university I'm an adjunct at.

Any advice that doesnt include killing myself?