>>536724434
>>536724662
What did you just say about me, you little sprout,? I’ll have you know I’m a level 100 Thighlander of Light, I grey parse or skip every tier. I am trained in the ancient arts of axe and fist, a master of beast gauge management, and I’m the most dangerous Thighlander in all of Eorzea. You are nothing to me but just another dungeon trash mob. I will solo-pull your entire team w/out mitigation and walk out with more commendations in FL than your entire Free Company points combined.

You think you can talk down to me over thread because I didn’t pop Holmgang on a second tankbuster? Think again, you pathetic excuse afk gaymer. As we speak, I’m contacting my network of high-end cliques across every datacenter — yes, even JP — and your name is being blacklisted in seven different cliquecords. You better pray to Thal’s flaming ass (flames worse FC btw) that this doesn’t reach the CCclique, because if it does, your easy sync queue 'fight the thread only' days are over, and you’ll be doing Frontlines for crystals till 8.0.

I’m everywhere. I’m in Limsa, I’m in the PF, I’m in your MSQ Sphene’s AI scripts. You can’t hide. You can’t run. I’ve got over 100 confirmed Seal Rock wins and I DRK pull with surgical precision. Not only do I have this shitty commander coat I will never wear on my glam plate at all times,I’m also decked in full OC armor, melded by the finest highlander & femezen hands, dyed for max intimidation, and glamoured over with my DRG outfit to strike fear into the hearts of every last sprout who thinks 'RPR is better.

If you had any idea what kind of unholy fury you just unleashed by typing “oah thighlander” in here, maybe you would have kept your mouth shut and /danced like a good little Miqo'te. But you didn’t. You did this. And now I’m coming for you — with a stack of food buffs, and a army of fellow Thighlanders who’ve been waiting since 7.0's release to snap.

You’re not just dead. You’re getting /dismissed

>>536724645
I'll try this