HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE THE COFFEE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.440 INTERTWINED CLOCKWORK MECHANISMS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR COFFEE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
I wrote a script to replace words in this pasta because I was too lazy to edit it myself lmao