Still not over the fact of how disgustingly intoxicating the faint smell of unwashed dick that my teacher has is. He's fat and is pretty much the real life equivalent of the Ugly Old Bastard trope (except he's not old, he's in his 30s)
To make things worse, last week I was alone in the classroom with him and he bid me goodbye by kissing my cheek (which is not unheard of in my country/culture but it's the first time he's done it)
I can't stop thinking about his unwashed dick. I don't know how I'll focus on class this week, help me.