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[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]
Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—
Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.
Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!
Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!
Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!
Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!
[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]
Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.
Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.
[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]
Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.
Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…
Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!
